Retro Look Back: Fox's Jo Piazza Knocks Trump's Business Acumen

Trump & Penile Extension

Let's go back to September of last year where Fox's Jo Piazza wrote a snippy little piece about Trump's ability (as in, inability) to choose business leaders. We agree with her assessment on Trump, but find her reference to the Apprentice winners as "chumps" to be a bit much. After all, Jo herself is just a writer, and those she refers to as chumps have solid educations and are making decent livings. They are just not working for Trump.

The fact that few of his hand chosen future business leaders actually make it in the business he dangles in front of them says more about Trump than the show's candidates. Trump is a dangler of imagery and feels no compunction to live up to his promises. Frankly, he did not trust Kendra Todd (season three winner), or Randal Pinkett (the brilliant season four winner), and he does not now trust anyone, except himself. Or penile extensions of himself in the form of his kids. Which is how he can come to the delusion that someone like Obama is as deceitful and dishonest as he is.

We hope major media will take us on deep excursions into Trump's floral, funky business history.

(Side note: Remember when Randal won, and for the first time in the show's history Trump seemed to suggest that the winner, the black winner, should share the title with the second place winner? Odd moment that.)