Rush Limbaugh Applauds Health Care Status Quo

Mega-multimillionaireRush Limbaugh left the hospital in Hawaii upbeat, stating, "I don't think there's one thing wrong with the American health care system. It is working just fine... just dandy." No word on whether or not he was taking pain killers.

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In other news, Tiger Woods states that "I can't understand why regular guys have a hard time getting really hot women to sleep with them. In my experience American women are the kindest, hottest, and most generous women ever."