Whose the King of Kings Now!

Lightening struck Jesus and killed him. Not the Biblical one that some of us know and love, chat with and pray to (annoying atheists and hedonists alike). It's Touchdown Jesus, the one in Ohio who sat on the grounds of Solid Rock Church, the superchurch along Interstate 75. After the hit job from the heavens, he burned to the ground.

Officially known as King of Kings, he also went by such other names, (Wikipedia tells us) like Touchdown Jesus, Swamp Jesus, Super Jesus, and Drowning Jesus, because the waist up manifestation of holiness appeared to be chest deep in a pond.

While the church is planning to resurrect Jesus, probably not in three days, others have had harsher words.

"He was not the real Touchdown Jesus," said Notre Dame's Jesus from the grassy campus of Notre Dame in Indiana where he lives in eternal splendor. Authorities have questioned Jesus about the incident, with Jesus declining comment. "I never left the mosaic, or the campus. I did not kill that Jesus. It was an act of God" was all he would add.